Travel Funnies

Here's a short list of funny incidents from the last week or so.

1. Ian Thomsen - his ecclecticism became neanderthalism by the end of both nights in Ann Arbor. More specifically: his facial expressions, liberty of physicality with women, and grunting for no apparent reason.
2. The groom wearing a nurse's outfit at his bachelor party, including the entire time at a trashy college sports bar
3. Rolling the baggage cart stacked with five layers of booze down the hotel hallway (right in front of the security guard)
4. Not stopping once between Ann Arbor and Glen Ellyn on the drive today - 260 miles
5. Carlton's undressing ritual during "Like a Prayer," which was played twice; the most hilarious part was the 6 foot 3? guy who said he weighs 117 pounds, constituting the skinniest half-naked person I've ever seen
6. That "boom, boom, boom" song on repeat and Snaus' condemning of the DJ
7. The way northerners and mid-westerners pronounce Dekalb. Dee-calb. Its actually de-kab
8. Many of the lines from Patton, which I watched with my grandpa - also a WW2 veteran. Paraphrased example: Sargent to General Patton "sir, do you read the bible?" Patton to Sargent: "every damn day."