This blog is an effort to talk about travels and thoughts. Started out as a way to talk about my move to Los Angeles in 2006, updated periodically back in Atlanta, and now with more fervor from the Middle East.
The alarm is meant to humiliate the gross people at restaurants and bars who don't wash their hands (click on the image to expand it)...
This 'didn't wash hands' alarm is the next great invention. Plenty of people have thought of it but I just drew it up, so the patent shall belong to me.
5 comments:
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said...
Haha! Rad.
But what about the gross people that grab the paper towels with their shit stained hands before actually washing them in the sink?
I can see there being this alarm for number two, but number one is actually quite sanitary. Piss is sterile and people don't exactly go rubbing their crotch around collecting microbes. Unless they make bad life decisions I guess.
Number two, however, does contain harmful bacteria which could get you sick, so hand-washing is of course mandatory.
Given all this, isn't hand-washing depleting Mother Gaia of precious water and poisoning her with toxic soap? I didn't think that a free-love seal-hugger such as yourself would be so adamant about hand-washing.
Not that I think you're dirty or anything.
Wow, I'm in over my head. You're the man Ben! See you in a week!
5 comments:
Haha! Rad.
But what about the gross people that grab the paper towels with their shit stained hands before actually washing them in the sink?
Oh, the humanity.
I can see there being this alarm for number two, but number one is actually quite sanitary. Piss is sterile and people don't exactly go rubbing their crotch around collecting microbes. Unless they make bad life decisions I guess.
Number two, however, does contain harmful bacteria which could get you sick, so hand-washing is of course mandatory.
Given all this, isn't hand-washing depleting Mother Gaia of precious water and poisoning her with toxic soap? I didn't think that a free-love seal-hugger such as yourself would be so adamant about hand-washing.
Not that I think you're dirty or anything.
Wow, I'm in over my head. You're the man Ben! See you in a week!
Are red, flashing Mickey Mouse ears the best way to call attention to the non-washer?
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